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Uncle Tom Famous Quote Page

Our eldest member and most wise,  Kinda like the papa smurf of the WBL

WOJDACKANAUT BROTHERHOOD OF LIFE FILE (WBL SERIAL #0009)

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RANK AND NAME:
LIEUTENANT GRADE 1 
Thomas "Hard On" Monks

Uncle Tom is a national hero on several levels.  He's was a High school debate captain.  He was a male cheerleader.  He was top in Home-ec and is quite a typist (42 wpm)....   and yes, He is a real Dentist.... and does exceptional work for a guy with antique tools.  This man is quite educated in the arts and is a road scholar.  From time to time he has words of wisdom for the group.  As the Senior member of the WBL ...  when ever he give advice people listen.  He has hunderds of quotes and this page is dedicated to some of the more famous ones....     Enjoy. 

Feb 2011 The Hide-a-way Bar Starvation Lake...   about 12:30 a.m.
"Everone Make Mistakes" 
- Dr. Tom Feb 2011

Jan 2012 Upstairs in Steve's cottage the men have a conversation 9:30 a.m.
"Is she hot or not???  WTF!!!  Can you just answer the Question Please!!  ...   Someone needs to lay the law down with this guy"
   - Dr. Tom Jan 2012

Jan 2012 The Hide-a-way Bar Starvation Lake...  about 10:06 P.m.
"He's an interesting guy...  but very strange"  - Dr. Tom about his nephew
 
Jan. 25th 2013
Ray-  "Uncle tom we need to get back on the sleds so those old people don't get ahead of us"
Uncle Tom-  "Fuck um,  I Like to pass people"

****New UT Quotes from March 1st, 2nd, & 3rd of 2013****



"Ray, I'd rather not smell like shit plus"  - uncle tom on taking a shower before the bar

"Ray, I only rescue women and children"  -pertaining to the ray and stefano snow bank incident

"Steve is a cock looker"  - peeking at dave exposed penis while unire ating

"You got a small heart and a smaller brain"  - UT in a drunken stuper talking about ray

"am I as gay as you?  Todd?"  -UT refering to albertson's rediculous bar shirt

"Stay outa this Man-Boy!!"  -Sam at the bar after loosing 20 bucks to UT

"Should we call the police"  -Stefano said while sitting 3 hours in a snowbank with ray

"Really Todd,  WTF!!!   Your pissing right outside the door we walk out of"  -Dave and UT

"You stay outa this Man Boy!!  Go back to Target and get a new shirt"  -Aunt joan look-a-like Timothy's pub.

New Quotes for 2016:

"Fuck um"  -  this is how uncle tom deals with peoples feelings on being passed on the trail

"I Changed the Tone"  -  after uncle tom exited the bathroom 

"Just steer around the big objects"  or simply "Turn"  -  This is how tom told Captain Ray how to avoid getting in another accident.

"Stop making your problems everyone's problems"

"Get your hands off the white girl"

"Let's not make any Big Decisions when we've been drinking"

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"He looks like a Fat Fuck"

"All that Fat in all the Wrong Places"

"Your a Dick Softener"

"You Look very nice...   in reference to a girls boob job 

"You can fuck with some people but you can't fuck with me"

"you think you're breathing gas....   your Breathing Dick"

"we have a faggot problem at rest stop 108"

"you never lose at pocket pool"

"You don't wanna get pussy juice on the bill"

2018 Last of the year quotes:

"I should have strangled him when he was in the crib"

"One thing I'll never be is gay, I just don't have that feeling"

"Marriage makes you give up on girls"

"Don sucks my dick"

"when life gives you lemons,  I give you dick"

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Uncle Tom's Sled Sold?...

But why?...

What will he do?..

Rumor Alert !!

Something faster is just around the corner....   just what he needs...  right?

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  • Home Welcome Page
  • *****WBL BREAKING NEWS Page!!!****
  • CAPTAINS
  • LIEUTENANTS
  • ENLISTED MEN
  • Consultant / Special Opps personal (non-officer page)
  • Junior WBL Members
  • Applicants Under Consideration
  • Women of the WBL
  • ***Old News ARCHIVES***
  • Becoming a WBL Member
  • Retired or Decommissioned
  • WBL Booking Page Off season
  • WBL Scheduled Events Calander
  • WBL Code of Conduct
  • Charges against the Brotherhood
  • The Fastest Sled Tribute Page
  • You wanna talk, we wanna listen BLOG
  • WBL Deer Camp
  • 2009 Here's to Todd Albertslim
  • 2010 NewBerry Trip Log
  • 2010/2011 Snowmobile Trips pictures
  • 2012 Pictures
  • 2013 Pictures
  • 2014 January MLK Father Son Weekend
  • 2014 FEB 6-9 Gaylord
  • 2015 Pictures
  • 2016 The Last Ride
  • 2017 Season (((***NEW***)))
  • 2018 New Season
  • 2019 Season
  • 2021 Season
  • Products and Merchandise
  • Logo's of the Past 500 Years
  • Uncle Tom's Quote Page
  • Captain Ray's Inspirational Video Message page
  • Wrecks, Carnage, and Boo boo's
  • Sponsors and Frequent Places