Consideration for gaining Status in the WBL is as simple as sticking your dick in a light socket.... Yes, it's just that simple. All you have to do is not be an Asshole and Ride with the group just 1 time, ok, forget the asshole part, all you gota do is ride with us one time. Until you ride with the group you will remain on this page. The WBL Captains will have a meeting and vote on your Rank and Status.
WOJDACKANAUT BROTHERHOOD OF LIFE FILE (PRELIMANARY WBL SERIAL #0017-01)
RANK AND NAME:
Applicant Tomas (Fat Bird) Haggard
CALL SIGN:
Crash Armstrong
DOB:
9-21-73
WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION:
Arctic Cat 550
SPONSOR:
CAPTAIN RAY
APPLICATION STATUS:
Under Consideration BY Captains BOARD
NOTE:
Tom is a Free spirt and an amazing family man. He has a beautiful wife, 3 dogs, and 4 kids. Tom Loves to play pick up sticks with his butt cheaks and Playing hide the salami with friends. He loves to hunt and fish and loves to kill all of gods animals and eat them.... and sometimes he shits his pants, just like he did in this picture.
Applicant Tomas (Fat Bird) Haggard
CALL SIGN:
Crash Armstrong
DOB:
9-21-73
WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION:
Arctic Cat 550
SPONSOR:
CAPTAIN RAY
APPLICATION STATUS:
Under Consideration BY Captains BOARD
NOTE:
Tom is a Free spirt and an amazing family man. He has a beautiful wife, 3 dogs, and 4 kids. Tom Loves to play pick up sticks with his butt cheaks and Playing hide the salami with friends. He loves to hunt and fish and loves to kill all of gods animals and eat them.... and sometimes he shits his pants, just like he did in this picture.
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WOJDACKANAUT BROTHERHOOD OF LIFE FILE (PRELIMANARY WBL SERIAL #0022-01-5150)
RANK AND NAME:
Jeff (Jingle Balls) Jarworski
CALL SIGN:
Skippy Extra Chunky
DOB:
Born in Hazel Park (The Golden Toilet of the Midwest)
WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION:
2010 MXZ Ski Doo
SPONSOR:
CAPTAIN LOU, CAPTAIN RAY
APPLICATION STATUS:
Under Consideration BY Captains BOARD
NOTE:
Jeff Jarworski escaped earlier this year from a crazy hospital. He is a certified looney... and should not be approached under any circumstance.... Except one... If you have a jar of peanut butter and a Vagina, then you may approach him, other then those 2 items,,, STEER CLEAR!!!... When Jeff was at the tender age of 12, he had a encounter with Annette Funichello and a jar a Skippy... Unfortunately, she told him that she thought he was idiot and he went crazy... He killed her and buried her under his porch and assumed her identity... From that point forward the woman you saw on the mickey mouse club was Jeff in disguise.... until they canceled the show and Jeff went on the lamb. He travel from town to town as a vagrant and would bring his jar of Skippy from Rest stop to Rest stop on route 66, Although Jeff is a crazy son of bitch and a homicidal maniac that loves sodomy and condiments, I urge you to vote for him, he's really a great guy.
Jeff (Jingle Balls) Jarworski
CALL SIGN:
Skippy Extra Chunky
DOB:
Born in Hazel Park (The Golden Toilet of the Midwest)
WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION:
2010 MXZ Ski Doo
SPONSOR:
CAPTAIN LOU, CAPTAIN RAY
APPLICATION STATUS:
Under Consideration BY Captains BOARD
NOTE:
Jeff Jarworski escaped earlier this year from a crazy hospital. He is a certified looney... and should not be approached under any circumstance.... Except one... If you have a jar of peanut butter and a Vagina, then you may approach him, other then those 2 items,,, STEER CLEAR!!!... When Jeff was at the tender age of 12, he had a encounter with Annette Funichello and a jar a Skippy... Unfortunately, she told him that she thought he was idiot and he went crazy... He killed her and buried her under his porch and assumed her identity... From that point forward the woman you saw on the mickey mouse club was Jeff in disguise.... until they canceled the show and Jeff went on the lamb. He travel from town to town as a vagrant and would bring his jar of Skippy from Rest stop to Rest stop on route 66, Although Jeff is a crazy son of bitch and a homicidal maniac that loves sodomy and condiments, I urge you to vote for him, he's really a great guy.
WOJDACKANAUT BROTHERHOOD OF LIFE FILE (PRELIMANARY WBL SERIAL #0023-01-5150)
RANK AND NAME:
Terry
CALL SIGN:
Ass Albert... Butt Taco
DOB:
born in a log cabin in the woods on drummon island
WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION:
1967 Kelly sportster
SPONSOR:
CAPTAIN LOU, CAPTAIN RAY
APPLICATION STATUS:
Under Consideration BY Captains BOARD
NOTE:
Terry is a Hulking menace of a man, that drives retards to the zoo on Sundays... he's a caring man that love to throw parties, Carve deer lamps, and play (punch the clown) in the back seat of the car pool club. Speaking of Carving things,,, this dude love to carve up the thanksgiving turkey with his cock...That being said, He is a generous soul and gives to charities including the WBL for the small sum of $500,000 dollars. This money will go to help feed orphaned children during the snowmobile season while their fathers are away at the new head quarters. Please consider him for status in the WBL He need guidance and support.
Terry
CALL SIGN:
Ass Albert... Butt Taco
DOB:
born in a log cabin in the woods on drummon island
WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION:
1967 Kelly sportster
SPONSOR:
CAPTAIN LOU, CAPTAIN RAY
APPLICATION STATUS:
Under Consideration BY Captains BOARD
NOTE:
Terry is a Hulking menace of a man, that drives retards to the zoo on Sundays... he's a caring man that love to throw parties, Carve deer lamps, and play (punch the clown) in the back seat of the car pool club. Speaking of Carving things,,, this dude love to carve up the thanksgiving turkey with his cock...That being said, He is a generous soul and gives to charities including the WBL for the small sum of $500,000 dollars. This money will go to help feed orphaned children during the snowmobile season while their fathers are away at the new head quarters. Please consider him for status in the WBL He need guidance and support.
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WOJDACKANAUT BROTHERHOOD OF LIFE FILE (PRELIMANARY WBL SERIAL #0024-01-6969)
RANK AND NAME:
Jonny Pizzamosticholi
CALL SIGN:
Meat balls rigatoni
DOB:
Born in a Italian Kitchen just south of China Town
WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION:
Xtreme Mold Sausage
SPONSOR:
CAPTAIN LOU, CAPTAIN RAY
APPLICATION STATUS:
Under Consideration BY Captains BOARD
NOTE:
Jonny is a simple soul from the Italian province of Toledo just south of the Mediterranean gap of pubis. He come from a small family and versed in many different languages and silly customs. His family was involved in the traveling circus which is where jonny learned the flying trapeze at a early age. Because of his physical stature and size, he was a natural fit for bottom man on the high trapeze. Flying thru the are 10-20 times a day, day and night he would wow the crowd with his aerial skills. Then one something went horribly wrong and jonnys partner let him go at the wrong time ..... jonny went plummeting down tword the Earth at a tremendous rate until, finally he came to rest with his head straight up the Elephants ass. It took EMS 7 hours to free Jonny of the Elephants anus. Unfortunately, every time he hears the lion king song, from that day on, he shakes and pisses his pants for 1/2 hour. After that he took a job with Lou at Xtreme mold where he has done very well for himself. Other then the occasional dick licking and butt check that lou makes mandatory for new hires, he has a good life and is very excited to become a WBL member.
Jonny Pizzamosticholi
CALL SIGN:
Meat balls rigatoni
DOB:
Born in a Italian Kitchen just south of China Town
WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION:
Xtreme Mold Sausage
SPONSOR:
CAPTAIN LOU, CAPTAIN RAY
APPLICATION STATUS:
Under Consideration BY Captains BOARD
NOTE:
Jonny is a simple soul from the Italian province of Toledo just south of the Mediterranean gap of pubis. He come from a small family and versed in many different languages and silly customs. His family was involved in the traveling circus which is where jonny learned the flying trapeze at a early age. Because of his physical stature and size, he was a natural fit for bottom man on the high trapeze. Flying thru the are 10-20 times a day, day and night he would wow the crowd with his aerial skills. Then one something went horribly wrong and jonnys partner let him go at the wrong time ..... jonny went plummeting down tword the Earth at a tremendous rate until, finally he came to rest with his head straight up the Elephants ass. It took EMS 7 hours to free Jonny of the Elephants anus. Unfortunately, every time he hears the lion king song, from that day on, he shakes and pisses his pants for 1/2 hour. After that he took a job with Lou at Xtreme mold where he has done very well for himself. Other then the occasional dick licking and butt check that lou makes mandatory for new hires, he has a good life and is very excited to become a WBL member.
