5 Ranks To Aspire to
Corporal
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Sergeant
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Sergeant Grade 1
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Master Sergeant (Grade 2) Sergeant Major
(Promoted Junior Rank or Grade 3)
This is the first line of defense and Status into the WBL other then the Promoted Junior members. These men are Full participating members and are sought after by the senior WBL members. Each of these men are hand selected and go thru a rigorous training program before being selected. They come into the brotherhood as candidates under consideration and must meet a series of criteria:
1. They must achieve 1 ride with senior members to be considered for status
2. They must agree to the key fundamentals of Honor, Loyalty, Respect, and No man left Behind
3. They must have a sponsor
4. They must be voted in by the Captains Board on a Majority vote.
1. They must achieve 1 ride with senior members to be considered for status
2. They must agree to the key fundamentals of Honor, Loyalty, Respect, and No man left Behind
3. They must have a sponsor
4. They must be voted in by the Captains Board on a Majority vote.
WOJDACKANAUT BROTHERHOOD OF LIFE FILE (PRELIMINARY WBL SERIAL #0016)
RANK AND NAME:
SERGEANT GRADE 1
Duane "Ski Don't" Peruski
CALL SIGN:
The Quiet Killer or SBD (silent but deadly)
DOB:
Top Secret
WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION:
2005 Ski Doo Mach Z 1000
Update: Totaled 1/26/13
check back for a total report.
APPLICATION STATUS:
APPROVED BY THE CAPTAINS BOARD
SPONSOR:
CAPTAIN Dave and Ray
SERGEANT GRADE 1
Duane "Ski Don't" Peruski
CALL SIGN:
The Quiet Killer or SBD (silent but deadly)
DOB:
Top Secret
WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION:
2005 Ski Doo Mach Z 1000
Update: Totaled 1/26/13
check back for a total report.
APPLICATION STATUS:
APPROVED BY THE CAPTAINS BOARD
SPONSOR:
CAPTAIN Dave and Ray
WOJDACKANAUT BROTHERHOOD OF LIFE FILE ( WBL SERIAL #0017)
RANK AND NAME:
Sergeant
"Dynamite" Dan the man
CALL SIGN:
Bad Gass
DOB:
1927
WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION:
2006 Mach Z 1000 Black and Red
APPLICATION STATUS:
APPROVED BY THE CAPTAINS BOARD
Sergeant
"Dynamite" Dan the man
CALL SIGN:
Bad Gass
DOB:
1927
WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION:
2006 Mach Z 1000 Black and Red
APPLICATION STATUS:
APPROVED BY THE CAPTAINS BOARD
WOJDACKANAUT BROTHERHOOD OF LIFE FILE (WBL SERIAL #0018)
RANK AND NAME:
Sergeant
Derek (Sasquatch) Wujek
CALL SIGN:
The San Marion Bitch
DOB:
Unknown
SPONSOR:
CAPTAIN STEFANO
WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION:
Stefano's Wife's Sled
APPLICATION STATUS:
Approved 1/30/2012 BY CAPTAINS BOARD
NOTE:
Derek seems like a fine man and has shown an interest in Snowmobiling and Stefano. He has a wooden leg and answers to the name "Blue Beard" or "Ol Blue" Derek also like to spend time with the ladies "Flat Backin" or "Let see if it fits"
Sergeant
Derek (Sasquatch) Wujek
CALL SIGN:
The San Marion Bitch
DOB:
Unknown
SPONSOR:
CAPTAIN STEFANO
WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION:
Stefano's Wife's Sled
APPLICATION STATUS:
Approved 1/30/2012 BY CAPTAINS BOARD
NOTE:
Derek seems like a fine man and has shown an interest in Snowmobiling and Stefano. He has a wooden leg and answers to the name "Blue Beard" or "Ol Blue" Derek also like to spend time with the ladies "Flat Backin" or "Let see if it fits"
WOJDACKANAUT BROTHERHOOD OF LIFE FILE (WBL SERIAL #0019)
RANK AND NAME:
Corporal
Mark (The Shark) Kowoliski
CALL SIGN:
Shark or Tuna Killer
DOB:
Not sure
WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION:
900 Thundercat
SPONSOR:
CAPTAIN STEFANO
APPLICATION STATUS:
NOTE: MIA.... not sure what happen to this guy... last time we saw him he was defending Stefano's honor after some gay guy tried making out with him at the Hide-A-Way.
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Corporal
Mark (The Shark) Kowoliski
CALL SIGN:
Shark or Tuna Killer
DOB:
Not sure
WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION:
900 Thundercat
SPONSOR:
CAPTAIN STEFANO
APPLICATION STATUS:
NOTE: MIA.... not sure what happen to this guy... last time we saw him he was defending Stefano's honor after some gay guy tried making out with him at the Hide-A-Way.
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WOJDACKANAUT BROTHERHOOD OF LIFE FILE (PRELIMINARY WBL SERIAL #0021)
RANK AND NAME:
SERGEANT GRADE 1
DNR (doug)
CALL SIGN:
THUNDER DUMP
DOB:
Top Secret
WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION:
YAMAHA
APPLICATION STATUS:
Pending Captains board review
SPONSOR:
CAPTAIN Dave and Ray
Note: No one is really sure where this man came from...paris? london? a small island off the coast of Ohio? he just shows up at the cabin, rolls dubbies, takes monster shits, leaves the fuckin bath room door open so we all can smell it and then dissapears into the ether.... He's a misterious man and legend has it that he is a shape changer or skin walker.... On a full moon ususally the second tuesday of the month he turns into Tom Seleck, grows a mustache, and gets more ass then a toliet seat. But, that is usually on day a month,,, the other 30 days of the month he's a total slob that farts, shits, eats non-stop till someone pukes, get's loaded, and it's wounderful and we love him. God bless DNR
SERGEANT GRADE 1
DNR (doug)
CALL SIGN:
THUNDER DUMP
DOB:
Top Secret
WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION:
YAMAHA
APPLICATION STATUS:
Pending Captains board review
SPONSOR:
CAPTAIN Dave and Ray
Note: No one is really sure where this man came from...paris? london? a small island off the coast of Ohio? he just shows up at the cabin, rolls dubbies, takes monster shits, leaves the fuckin bath room door open so we all can smell it and then dissapears into the ether.... He's a misterious man and legend has it that he is a shape changer or skin walker.... On a full moon ususally the second tuesday of the month he turns into Tom Seleck, grows a mustache, and gets more ass then a toliet seat. But, that is usually on day a month,,, the other 30 days of the month he's a total slob that farts, shits, eats non-stop till someone pukes, get's loaded, and it's wounderful and we love him. God bless DNR
WOJDACKANAUT BROTHERHOOD OF LIFE FILE (WBL SERIAL #0014)
RANK AND NAME:
Sergeant Grade 1
(Hot Junk) Get the Funk Hout
CALL SIGN:
Knut-Sack/ Double Bagger
DOB:
4-3-75 or 85?
WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION:
Rental
SPONSORs:
CAPTAIN RAY, CAPTAIN STEFANO, Captain Dave, Captain Curt
APPLICATION STATUS:
Approved !!!!! to the Rank of Private 1st Class 1/28/13
Promoted!!!! To rank of Lieutenant 2/10/14
Demoted for lack of attendance 3 years 2/14/2017
BY CAPTAINS BOARD
NOTE:
Jason is a simple regular guy.... he enjoys anything you put in front of him... even though he don't know how to fix a car, or appliance, or turn a hose on, or write his name, or put Lego's together... he's a really nice guy... Please join me in congratulating him on Gaining Status in the WBL.
Jason was promoted on Feb 10th 2014. He rode with the WBL for the 2nd time ever and was welcomed with both arms. He is a great human being.... and a bit a wiener when it comes to riding fast, but we love him anyway. Congrats!!
Sergeant Grade 1
(Hot Junk) Get the Funk Hout
CALL SIGN:
Knut-Sack/ Double Bagger
DOB:
4-3-75 or 85?
WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION:
Rental
SPONSORs:
CAPTAIN RAY, CAPTAIN STEFANO, Captain Dave, Captain Curt
APPLICATION STATUS:
Approved !!!!! to the Rank of Private 1st Class 1/28/13
Promoted!!!! To rank of Lieutenant 2/10/14
Demoted for lack of attendance 3 years 2/14/2017
BY CAPTAINS BOARD
NOTE:
Jason is a simple regular guy.... he enjoys anything you put in front of him... even though he don't know how to fix a car, or appliance, or turn a hose on, or write his name, or put Lego's together... he's a really nice guy... Please join me in congratulating him on Gaining Status in the WBL.
Jason was promoted on Feb 10th 2014. He rode with the WBL for the 2nd time ever and was welcomed with both arms. He is a great human being.... and a bit a wiener when it comes to riding fast, but we love him anyway. Congrats!!
WOJDACKANAUT BROTHERHOOD OF LIFE FILE (PRELIMINARY WBL SERIAL #0022)
RANK AND NAME:
SERGEANT GRADE 1
Burt (short for Dickburt)
CALL SIGN:
Cream filling or Custurd
DOB:
no fuckin idea
WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION:
What ever Dave's not riding
APPLICATION STATUS:
Approved Captains Board Vote was 6-1
2-19-16
SPONSOR:
CAPTAIN Dave and Ray
Note: Burt is a real lady slayer.... at least that's what I've heard. Sources say that this man walks into a bar and walks out tired and spent from all the Ass he plays. As a matter a fact this man plays ass like other men play violins, poker, or echelons.... He plucks ass like a Beethoven could play a 1467 Telecaster. He also is well equipped with tremendous anus and rectal abilities... I personally heard this man fart and it similar to a avalanche coming down the mountain that was intentionally lit off with the help of high power explosives. He possesses a strange and beautiful power that only has been heard by dead men. Similar to the Indiana Jones movie where the Nazi's open the Arc of the covenant... this man's ass will melt faces, defeat foes, and slay beasts... He is a welcome member to the WBL and hopefully his powers of mischievous ass penetration will be used for good and not evil.
With a majory captains vote of 6-1 he was voted in on Friday Feb 19, 2016.. Welcome Brother may the sun always shine on your back and the wind whisk away your funky ass smell. God bless you.
SERGEANT GRADE 1
Burt (short for Dickburt)
CALL SIGN:
Cream filling or Custurd
DOB:
no fuckin idea
WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION:
What ever Dave's not riding
APPLICATION STATUS:
Approved Captains Board Vote was 6-1
2-19-16
SPONSOR:
CAPTAIN Dave and Ray
Note: Burt is a real lady slayer.... at least that's what I've heard. Sources say that this man walks into a bar and walks out tired and spent from all the Ass he plays. As a matter a fact this man plays ass like other men play violins, poker, or echelons.... He plucks ass like a Beethoven could play a 1467 Telecaster. He also is well equipped with tremendous anus and rectal abilities... I personally heard this man fart and it similar to a avalanche coming down the mountain that was intentionally lit off with the help of high power explosives. He possesses a strange and beautiful power that only has been heard by dead men. Similar to the Indiana Jones movie where the Nazi's open the Arc of the covenant... this man's ass will melt faces, defeat foes, and slay beasts... He is a welcome member to the WBL and hopefully his powers of mischievous ass penetration will be used for good and not evil.
With a majory captains vote of 6-1 he was voted in on Friday Feb 19, 2016.. Welcome Brother may the sun always shine on your back and the wind whisk away your funky ass smell. God bless you.
WOJDACKANAUT BROTHERHOOD OF LIFE FILE (PRELIMINARY WBL SERIAL #0023)
RANK AND NAME:
Corporal
Jeff (Klown Shoes) Kilmer
CALL SIGN:
Lady Killer
DOB:
Classified ... although he looks older than he is.
WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION:
2016 Arctic Cat 800 (S.A.S.) note: that's Slow As Shit....
APPLICATION STATUS:
Approved Captains Board Vote was 6-1
2-27-16 (Note: Tom Monks was the only NO vote)
SPONSOR:
CAPTAIN Dave with Curt 2nd
Note: Jeff is Seamstress by trade,,, but don't let those feminine tendencies fool you. This sucker is all man when he hits the trails. He Rides a 800 Arctic Cat that, by the sound and feel of it, they might have left out a cylinder. This baby might be a 1 lunger and poor Jeff didn't know it.... It was extremly embarrassing for him on the trail to Lovells when Captain Ray blasted past his pathetic sled, almost like he shut it off.... He had a previous sled that he literally drove into the ground. His other interests include flirting with strange women and feeling the nearest balls... Don't let his looks fool you. I know what you saying, my god did he get hit with a snow shovel? Then, fall off a parking structure, only to be assaulted by gay sex offending Gorillas?.... Well, you'd be mistaken my friend. this son of bitch can lay it down, like a pipe layer lays pipe. or a painter paints canvas. or a Dildo maker can make 20 Dildos an hour and still have a drink, a smoke, and 2 Dildos up his ass. ... Yeah.... that's just how good this guy is. So, if you see him... give him a wide birth... otherwise he might feel your balls and talk nice to you.
Corporal
Jeff (Klown Shoes) Kilmer
CALL SIGN:
Lady Killer
DOB:
Classified ... although he looks older than he is.
WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION:
2016 Arctic Cat 800 (S.A.S.) note: that's Slow As Shit....
APPLICATION STATUS:
Approved Captains Board Vote was 6-1
2-27-16 (Note: Tom Monks was the only NO vote)
SPONSOR:
CAPTAIN Dave with Curt 2nd
Note: Jeff is Seamstress by trade,,, but don't let those feminine tendencies fool you. This sucker is all man when he hits the trails. He Rides a 800 Arctic Cat that, by the sound and feel of it, they might have left out a cylinder. This baby might be a 1 lunger and poor Jeff didn't know it.... It was extremly embarrassing for him on the trail to Lovells when Captain Ray blasted past his pathetic sled, almost like he shut it off.... He had a previous sled that he literally drove into the ground. His other interests include flirting with strange women and feeling the nearest balls... Don't let his looks fool you. I know what you saying, my god did he get hit with a snow shovel? Then, fall off a parking structure, only to be assaulted by gay sex offending Gorillas?.... Well, you'd be mistaken my friend. this son of bitch can lay it down, like a pipe layer lays pipe. or a painter paints canvas. or a Dildo maker can make 20 Dildos an hour and still have a drink, a smoke, and 2 Dildos up his ass. ... Yeah.... that's just how good this guy is. So, if you see him... give him a wide birth... otherwise he might feel your balls and talk nice to you.
WOJDACKANAUT BROTHERHOOD OF LIFE FILE (WBL SERIAL #0008)
RANK AND NAME:
Corporal
History of charges 1-30-13
SERGEANT 1ST CLASS (DEMOTED) 9-9-13
LIEUTENANT GRADE 1 (DEMOTED) 1-30-13
LIEUTENANT GRADE 2
Current Rank is Corporal w/possibility to advance
(CLASSIFIED)
CALL SIGN:
GOLDEN HUMPHOUND or Hurricane
DOB:
(4-4-72)
WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION:
Updated 1/13/21 *** 2017 Arctic Cat ZR 8000
APPLICATION STATUS:
APPROVED BY THE CAPTAINS BOARD 12-15-12
SUSPENDED 9-9-13
DECOMMISSIONED 9-9-13
(((NEW)))REINSTATED 12-20-16
NEW DEVELOPMENTS 12-20-16
Jeff was able to ride with Captain Doug, Captain Ray, Captain Curt and Lieutenant Douggy over the weekend of December the 18th 2016. This was the first time Jeff cashed in his Balls for use of a super powerful sled. Captain Dave offered the use of his 800 fire breather for the weekend to see if Jeff still had the sack for the trail. Well, we were pleasently suprised as Jeff returned to his old roots and showed us a thing or two on the trail. Even though Jeff has not aged gracefully, grey hair, fat ass, beer gut, skinny legs, a small wiener.... etc.. he still has the kohones for the snow. That son of bitch rode like his ass was caught in a meat grinder and his balls were in a wood chipper. ... yeah..... fuckin fast!!! Jeff still has a long way to go but if he can stay on the stright and narrow he could be back to his Lieutenant status in no time... of couse that would require a unamious vote of the Captains board.
OLD CHARGES:
1. SELLING A SLED WITHOUT PROPER AUTHORIZATION
2. NOT RIDING WITH THE BROTHERS
3. ILLEGAL LEFT TURN
4. GETTING A ONE LEGGED HOOKER KNOCKED UP
5. SELLING WEED TO A YOUNG ADOPTED BOY DAVID
6. Farting in a casket @ the Palmer Funeral home w/ a body in it.
SPONSOR:
Captain Ray, Captain Curt, Captain Doug
Jeff is mildly Retarded, Finger-in-the-pants, Butt-hole-itis, and has also been dignosed with putting his foot in his mouthis or laying it on way too thickis with the ladies.... He has been known to get quite grabby with a lot of people on and off the dance floor... Women, Men, Midgets, monkeys, a fat girl with a mustache, a guy named sara... you get the picture. One thing Jeff can do is ride a snowmobile past anybody, anywhere, anytime... this idiot can ride so fast that Arctic Cat will not fully acknowledge that he exisits....
Corporal
History of charges 1-30-13
SERGEANT 1ST CLASS (DEMOTED) 9-9-13
LIEUTENANT GRADE 1 (DEMOTED) 1-30-13
LIEUTENANT GRADE 2
Current Rank is Corporal w/possibility to advance
(CLASSIFIED)
CALL SIGN:
GOLDEN HUMPHOUND or Hurricane
DOB:
(4-4-72)
WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION:
Updated 1/13/21 *** 2017 Arctic Cat ZR 8000
APPLICATION STATUS:
APPROVED BY THE CAPTAINS BOARD 12-15-12
SUSPENDED 9-9-13
DECOMMISSIONED 9-9-13
(((NEW)))REINSTATED 12-20-16
NEW DEVELOPMENTS 12-20-16
Jeff was able to ride with Captain Doug, Captain Ray, Captain Curt and Lieutenant Douggy over the weekend of December the 18th 2016. This was the first time Jeff cashed in his Balls for use of a super powerful sled. Captain Dave offered the use of his 800 fire breather for the weekend to see if Jeff still had the sack for the trail. Well, we were pleasently suprised as Jeff returned to his old roots and showed us a thing or two on the trail. Even though Jeff has not aged gracefully, grey hair, fat ass, beer gut, skinny legs, a small wiener.... etc.. he still has the kohones for the snow. That son of bitch rode like his ass was caught in a meat grinder and his balls were in a wood chipper. ... yeah..... fuckin fast!!! Jeff still has a long way to go but if he can stay on the stright and narrow he could be back to his Lieutenant status in no time... of couse that would require a unamious vote of the Captains board.
OLD CHARGES:
1. SELLING A SLED WITHOUT PROPER AUTHORIZATION
2. NOT RIDING WITH THE BROTHERS
3. ILLEGAL LEFT TURN
4. GETTING A ONE LEGGED HOOKER KNOCKED UP
5. SELLING WEED TO A YOUNG ADOPTED BOY DAVID
6. Farting in a casket @ the Palmer Funeral home w/ a body in it.
SPONSOR:
Captain Ray, Captain Curt, Captain Doug
Jeff is mildly Retarded, Finger-in-the-pants, Butt-hole-itis, and has also been dignosed with putting his foot in his mouthis or laying it on way too thickis with the ladies.... He has been known to get quite grabby with a lot of people on and off the dance floor... Women, Men, Midgets, monkeys, a fat girl with a mustache, a guy named sara... you get the picture. One thing Jeff can do is ride a snowmobile past anybody, anywhere, anytime... this idiot can ride so fast that Arctic Cat will not fully acknowledge that he exisits....
WOJDACKANAUT BROTHERHOOD OF LIFE FILE (WBL SERIAL #0025)
RANK AND NAME:
Corporal
Justin (Ferrarri) Trombly
CALL SIGN:
Toledo Pete
DOB:
NA
WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION:
1200 Ski doo 4 stroke
SPONSOR:
CAPTAIN RAY & Sergeant Craig Wilson
APPLICATION STATUS:
Approved!!! 2-14-17 BY Captains BOARD 5-2 (no vote lou, curt)
NOTE:
Justin is a simple guy with huge heart and loves his mother. He's a converted Gay-a-holic and at one time would swing from cock to cock in every Northern Michigan town and some of Minnesota , Eastern Wisconsin, and South Toledo. He was know as Toledo Pete... or TP. He alos worked for the Mob as a collection agent from 1997-1999 and he loves Legos too. He is a accomplished Lego builder and won a Lego competition when he built a huge Lego tower the judges said it was too falic in nature and he said "oh yeah, watch this" and shoved all 19,562 piece in his rectum as women and children watched... it was on live ESPN and he was banned for life from Television. He's a bit of hot head, and lashes out at the blink of eye.... he also packs his colon with legos at request.
Corporal
Justin (Ferrarri) Trombly
CALL SIGN:
Toledo Pete
DOB:
NA
WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION:
1200 Ski doo 4 stroke
SPONSOR:
CAPTAIN RAY & Sergeant Craig Wilson
APPLICATION STATUS:
Approved!!! 2-14-17 BY Captains BOARD 5-2 (no vote lou, curt)
NOTE:
Justin is a simple guy with huge heart and loves his mother. He's a converted Gay-a-holic and at one time would swing from cock to cock in every Northern Michigan town and some of Minnesota , Eastern Wisconsin, and South Toledo. He was know as Toledo Pete... or TP. He alos worked for the Mob as a collection agent from 1997-1999 and he loves Legos too. He is a accomplished Lego builder and won a Lego competition when he built a huge Lego tower the judges said it was too falic in nature and he said "oh yeah, watch this" and shoved all 19,562 piece in his rectum as women and children watched... it was on live ESPN and he was banned for life from Television. He's a bit of hot head, and lashes out at the blink of eye.... he also packs his colon with legos at request.
WOJDACKANAUT BROTHERHOOD OF LIFE FILE (WBL SERIAL #0026)
RANK AND NAME:
Corporal
Mark (Muffin ass) cousins
CALL SIGN:
Sex muffin
DOB:
a long time ago
WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION:
600 Ski doo
SPONSOR:
CAPTAIN RAY & Lieutenant Steve
APPLICATION STATUS:
Approved!!! 2-14-17 BY Captains BOARD 5-2 (no vote lou, curt)
NOTE:
Mark has been riding Snowmobiles since he was a small boy, he's never really mastered the skill but he tries real hard. Some of his hobbies include: Touching battery terminals with his nipples, Driving Retards to the zoo, an enormous sea monkey collection, and playing with himself. We're not sure if mark is married since no one have ever seen him with a woman. In fact, he never even talks about women... as a matter of fact he never talks about men either. Rumor has it that he is really into Kitchen appliances.. Not sure, I know just don't come downstairs at 2 a.m. unannounced because chances are Mark might be intimate with the Refrigerator and a pecan pie.
Corporal
Mark (Muffin ass) cousins
CALL SIGN:
Sex muffin
DOB:
a long time ago
WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION:
600 Ski doo
SPONSOR:
CAPTAIN RAY & Lieutenant Steve
APPLICATION STATUS:
Approved!!! 2-14-17 BY Captains BOARD 5-2 (no vote lou, curt)
NOTE:
Mark has been riding Snowmobiles since he was a small boy, he's never really mastered the skill but he tries real hard. Some of his hobbies include: Touching battery terminals with his nipples, Driving Retards to the zoo, an enormous sea monkey collection, and playing with himself. We're not sure if mark is married since no one have ever seen him with a woman. In fact, he never even talks about women... as a matter of fact he never talks about men either. Rumor has it that he is really into Kitchen appliances.. Not sure, I know just don't come downstairs at 2 a.m. unannounced because chances are Mark might be intimate with the Refrigerator and a pecan pie.
WOJDACKANAUT BROTHERHOOD OF LIFE FILE (WBL SERIAL #0027)
RANK AND NAME:
Corporal (Promotional opportunity as of 1/1/21)
Uncle (Dickhouse) Don
CALL SIGN:
Dickhouse
DOB:
N/A
WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION:
Whatever you give him
SPONSOR:
CAPTAIN RAY & Sergeant Craig wilson
APPLICATION STATUS:
Approved!!! 2-17-17 BY Captains BOARD 4-3 (Ray, Curt, Dave, And Uncle Tom as a stand in Captain)
NOTE:
Uncle Don... or as they call him is a very dangerous man.... or so we've heard... rumor has it that he belongs to the infamous "Hell Patrol" and he may be a Death dealer or a Black Thunder member.... and if you were unfortunate to get a visit from him,,, he might give you a dose of pills... 2 in the chest and one in the ass... that why they call him "Pill Popper" He is one the few humans on the planet without fingerprints which makes him the perfect assassin, and he's extremly attractive which makes him a good canidate for the WBL ... But, let talk about his snowmobiling capability.... He rides like his balls are on fire and he just sat in paint thinner... Yeah, he rides pretty damn good.... He kept up with Captain Ray for about 0.3% of the day... which is pretty respectable since Captain Ray is one of the best 3 riders in the world.
Corporal (Promotional opportunity as of 1/1/21)
Uncle (Dickhouse) Don
CALL SIGN:
Dickhouse
DOB:
N/A
WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION:
Whatever you give him
SPONSOR:
CAPTAIN RAY & Sergeant Craig wilson
APPLICATION STATUS:
Approved!!! 2-17-17 BY Captains BOARD 4-3 (Ray, Curt, Dave, And Uncle Tom as a stand in Captain)
NOTE:
Uncle Don... or as they call him is a very dangerous man.... or so we've heard... rumor has it that he belongs to the infamous "Hell Patrol" and he may be a Death dealer or a Black Thunder member.... and if you were unfortunate to get a visit from him,,, he might give you a dose of pills... 2 in the chest and one in the ass... that why they call him "Pill Popper" He is one the few humans on the planet without fingerprints which makes him the perfect assassin, and he's extremly attractive which makes him a good canidate for the WBL ... But, let talk about his snowmobiling capability.... He rides like his balls are on fire and he just sat in paint thinner... Yeah, he rides pretty damn good.... He kept up with Captain Ray for about 0.3% of the day... which is pretty respectable since Captain Ray is one of the best 3 riders in the world.
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WOJDACKANAUT BROTHERHOOD OF LIFE FILE (WBL SERIAL #0028)
Rank and Name:
Michael (Pot Pie) Cloutier
Rank:
Sergeant Major (promoted 21 year 2017)
Automatic appointment upon 21st birthday
Weapon of Destruction:
his hands
Sponsor:
Captain Dave
2nd sponsor: Captain Ray
Bio:
Mike is the first of the Junior members to be promoted which is a very high honor, He moves the the rank of Sergeant major and he is expected to do his part now as a full WBL member who holds rank in the WBL. Just a little info on this grown ass man... I've know Michael since day one, he was a rather active young child His father would lose him in home depot, which is why he has a fear of home improvement and power tools, as a young adult he played sports and was quite successful as a high school football player, and a rather successful eater.... somewhere there is a photo of this young man feeding himself into a stupor.... lucky he got a handle on his over active food indulging... He stands at 6'2" and weights estimate between 200-300 lbs. He is pure muscle these days and and has let go of the pot-pies,,, he's been know to climb a rock or too and he loves his dad and uncle ray.
Michael (Pot Pie) Cloutier
Rank:
Sergeant Major (promoted 21 year 2017)
Automatic appointment upon 21st birthday
Weapon of Destruction:
his hands
Sponsor:
Captain Dave
2nd sponsor: Captain Ray
Bio:
Mike is the first of the Junior members to be promoted which is a very high honor, He moves the the rank of Sergeant major and he is expected to do his part now as a full WBL member who holds rank in the WBL. Just a little info on this grown ass man... I've know Michael since day one, he was a rather active young child His father would lose him in home depot, which is why he has a fear of home improvement and power tools, as a young adult he played sports and was quite successful as a high school football player, and a rather successful eater.... somewhere there is a photo of this young man feeding himself into a stupor.... lucky he got a handle on his over active food indulging... He stands at 6'2" and weights estimate between 200-300 lbs. He is pure muscle these days and and has let go of the pot-pies,,, he's been know to climb a rock or too and he loves his dad and uncle ray.
WOJDACKANAUT BROTHERHOOD OF LIFE FILE (WBL SERIAL #0029)
oRANK AND NAME:
Corporal
Young Jew David (Joung Ju)
CALL SIGN:
Joung Ju // Mountain Log // Bear Jew
DOB:
N/A
WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION:
Doug's XRS or the Thunder Menorah
SPONSOR:
Lieutenant Joe
APPLICATION STATUS:
Approved!!! 1/7/18 A very close vote of 5-1 (Lt. Debby, Lt. Payload, Capt. Ray, Capt Dave, Lt. Joe, Sgt. Burt)
NOTE:
Young David Rothstein or so we thought.... turned out to be Joung Ju and He is a North Korean Defector. Even though he looks to be a White German Jewish American... He is not. This make Joung Ju a very formidable appointee. We at the WBL pride ourselves of being Highly attractive very very dangerous men, But also we embrace diversity... Well, Joung Ju fills this bill. He not only is extremely attractive but he is very very dangerous on and off the sled. He cahn also fit into most Jewish circles and Lights his menorah on the 12th sunday of passover...But he rather eat spicy chicken and rice... He does sometimes try to ride past his skill level.
Corporal
Young Jew David (Joung Ju)
CALL SIGN:
Joung Ju // Mountain Log // Bear Jew
DOB:
N/A
WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION:
Doug's XRS or the Thunder Menorah
SPONSOR:
Lieutenant Joe
APPLICATION STATUS:
Approved!!! 1/7/18 A very close vote of 5-1 (Lt. Debby, Lt. Payload, Capt. Ray, Capt Dave, Lt. Joe, Sgt. Burt)
NOTE:
Young David Rothstein or so we thought.... turned out to be Joung Ju and He is a North Korean Defector. Even though he looks to be a White German Jewish American... He is not. This make Joung Ju a very formidable appointee. We at the WBL pride ourselves of being Highly attractive very very dangerous men, But also we embrace diversity... Well, Joung Ju fills this bill. He not only is extremely attractive but he is very very dangerous on and off the sled. He cahn also fit into most Jewish circles and Lights his menorah on the 12th sunday of passover...But he rather eat spicy chicken and rice... He does sometimes try to ride past his skill level.
Young David's Family "Joung Ju" |
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WOJDACKANAUT BROTHERHOOD OF LIFE FILE (WBL SERIAL #0030)
RANK AND NAME:
Corporal
AJ (The White Wolf)
CALL SIGN:
Alabaster Caster
DOB:
Looks 13, Acts 12
WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION:
Lou's old Patriot Missle
SPONSOR:
CAPTAIN CURT
CAPTAIN RAY
APPLICATION STATUS:
Approved by the Captain Board 1/11/19
BIO: AJ was voted in last year and we never got around to putting him up on the website. He is strapping handsome man with the physical stature of a greak god. As a matter of fact AJ lineage goes back to the time of Mark Anthony as he layed waste to Egypt and Layed pipe with Cleopatra. Well, things aren't too different for this Hulk of a Human, He too has Layed a lot of pipe around the town of Lake Orion Michigan. He has 32 children and 32 different mothers,,, which makes Christmas and Thanksgiving a real pain in the ass. But he finally settled down with his new bride Roybn.... the only one that could tame this shrew.
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Corporal
AJ (The White Wolf)
CALL SIGN:
Alabaster Caster
DOB:
Looks 13, Acts 12
WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION:
Lou's old Patriot Missle
SPONSOR:
CAPTAIN CURT
CAPTAIN RAY
APPLICATION STATUS:
Approved by the Captain Board 1/11/19
BIO: AJ was voted in last year and we never got around to putting him up on the website. He is strapping handsome man with the physical stature of a greak god. As a matter of fact AJ lineage goes back to the time of Mark Anthony as he layed waste to Egypt and Layed pipe with Cleopatra. Well, things aren't too different for this Hulk of a Human, He too has Layed a lot of pipe around the town of Lake Orion Michigan. He has 32 children and 32 different mothers,,, which makes Christmas and Thanksgiving a real pain in the ass. But he finally settled down with his new bride Roybn.... the only one that could tame this shrew.
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WOJDACKANAUT BROTHERHOOD OF LIFE FILE (WBL SERIAL #0031)
RANK AND NAME:
Corporal
Brian (Hey Sailor) Buttelship
CALL SIGN:
Huge Mast or Keel Cock
DOB:
1625
WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION:
America's Fucking Navy
SPONSOR:
CAPTAIN CURT
CAPTAIN RAY
APPLICATION STATUS:
Approved by the Captain Board 11/15/18
BIO: Burt's brother Brain has join the ranks of the WBL as a member... Now, I know what your saying... this guy is a Moron, A retard, a glue sniffer.... well,,, here at the WBL we don't discriminate against LGBTQRP or M (Morons). So, Welcome aboard fella.
Brian is a career Navy guy with 27 years of service and we are honored to have him in our ranks. He was voted in by 3 captains Ray, Curt, Dave & was seconded Sergeant Burt... Also, he did ride a sled down the street with curt and dave to meet his requirements... so there's that. Anyway, Dave feels that he will make a very strong member... Yeah ok.
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Corporal
Brian (Hey Sailor) Buttelship
CALL SIGN:
Huge Mast or Keel Cock
DOB:
1625
WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION:
America's Fucking Navy
SPONSOR:
CAPTAIN CURT
CAPTAIN RAY
APPLICATION STATUS:
Approved by the Captain Board 11/15/18
BIO: Burt's brother Brain has join the ranks of the WBL as a member... Now, I know what your saying... this guy is a Moron, A retard, a glue sniffer.... well,,, here at the WBL we don't discriminate against LGBTQRP or M (Morons). So, Welcome aboard fella.
Brian is a career Navy guy with 27 years of service and we are honored to have him in our ranks. He was voted in by 3 captains Ray, Curt, Dave & was seconded Sergeant Burt... Also, he did ride a sled down the street with curt and dave to meet his requirements... so there's that. Anyway, Dave feels that he will make a very strong member... Yeah ok.
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WOJDACKANAUT BROTHERHOOD OF LIFE FILE (WBL SERIAL #0032)
RANK AND NAME:
Corporal
Dustin (Dusty Balls) Pennington
CALL SIGN:
Numbers
DOB:
1994
WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION:
N/a but maybe will get a sled in the near future
SPONSOR:
CAPTAIN DAVE
CAPTAIN RAY
APPLICATION STATUS:
Approved by the Captain Board 3/1/20
BIO: Dusty is a member of the Millennial generation. Although he is part of that weak and sad generation he is wise beyond his years. He stands at 6'3" inches of pure american bad ass and weighs a slim 370 lbs!! His was left at the Human society as a baby when His Non-biological father found him (Captain Dave) he was so hairy that someone thought he was a wolf puppy or Beagle. no one was sure. Dave took him home, shaved him, taught him to speak English, Beg, sit up, roll over, and shit in a toilet. Soon young dusty became a man.
Because his Uncle/Father (dave) told him fabled and heroic stories of the WBL as a child, Dusty decided that one day he would like to join and become a member of the WBL and finally become a man... Well, that day arrived... 3-1-20.... He was put under intense pressure, tested to his limits, rode a grueling 30 miles, given a piece of leather to bite on. Finally after hours of unbelievable torture and riding with senior members of the WBL... He was granted access to the kingdom.
Welcome aboard Dusty !!
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Corporal
Dustin (Dusty Balls) Pennington
CALL SIGN:
Numbers
DOB:
1994
WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION:
N/a but maybe will get a sled in the near future
SPONSOR:
CAPTAIN DAVE
CAPTAIN RAY
APPLICATION STATUS:
Approved by the Captain Board 3/1/20
BIO: Dusty is a member of the Millennial generation. Although he is part of that weak and sad generation he is wise beyond his years. He stands at 6'3" inches of pure american bad ass and weighs a slim 370 lbs!! His was left at the Human society as a baby when His Non-biological father found him (Captain Dave) he was so hairy that someone thought he was a wolf puppy or Beagle. no one was sure. Dave took him home, shaved him, taught him to speak English, Beg, sit up, roll over, and shit in a toilet. Soon young dusty became a man.
Because his Uncle/Father (dave) told him fabled and heroic stories of the WBL as a child, Dusty decided that one day he would like to join and become a member of the WBL and finally become a man... Well, that day arrived... 3-1-20.... He was put under intense pressure, tested to his limits, rode a grueling 30 miles, given a piece of leather to bite on. Finally after hours of unbelievable torture and riding with senior members of the WBL... He was granted access to the kingdom.
Welcome aboard Dusty !!
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Go Navy !!!
