Retired or Decommissioned

...Good Luck Men!!! ...
...on your New Vagina's

WOJDACKANAUT BROTHERHOOD OF LIFE FILE (WBL SERIAL #0011)

RANK AND NAME: (Upgraded 1-9-12)
NO STATUS UNTIL FURTHER REVIEW
BOB CARPUS

CALL SIGN:
THE PAINTED LADY / ROB THE FISH

DOB:
Classified

WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION:
2006 Arctic Cat Sabercat 600 EFI w/Reverse and Electric start ...
WOW!!! GREAT JOB!!

APPLICATION STATUS:
ROB WAS PROMOTED TO LIEUTENANT AFTER A MAJORITY VOTE OF 5 -1. HE WILL BE A GREAT ADDITION TO THE BROTHERHOOD AND WILL JOIN US FOR BEERS ONE NIGHT TO GET SHIT HAMMERED.

NOTE:
BOB HAS EXPERIENCE IN HOGGING, RODEO'S. AND HE LOVE PIZZA AND CHICKS WITH BIG BOOBS.... GOD BLESS YOU ROB.

UPDATE: Rob has sold his sled and no longer wants what we want...It's not you is me. we have had to part ways. Good luck with your Man-gina.

WOJDACKANAUT BROTHERHOOD OF LIFE FILE (WBL SERIAL #0003)

RANK AND NAME:
Former CAPTAIN LOUCIOUS MAXIMUS MERIDUS
NO RANK UNTIL FURTHER REVIEW

CALL SIGN:
Ski Doo Lou
Cracky Wojdacki

DOB:
JAN 27 1965

WEAPONS OF DESTRUCTION:
Stunt Cock for old ladies
Demotion 12/7/2018
Unanimous Captains Approval to Demote 12-7-18
Status currently under review for re-admission 2-22-23

Bio: Lou has a severe case of Old Wrastlers Syndrom or OWS. At one time this was a very powerful man with a very specific skill set. Now days, this man is just as good looking as he was 20 years prior except he has less follage on top. But don't let that fool you, he can lay it down with the best of them... Food that is. He loves to eat. as a matter of fact if you put a plate of Ol-a-noto, sausage and peppers or Fontanilla in front of him... He just might bite your hand.