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CHARGES!!!  CHARGES!!!

When you have a Bitch...   We have the answer...   Put that sucker on Charges!!!

CHARGES!!!  MUTH-FOCKER!!!

THIS PAGE IS RESERVED FOR MEMBERS AND NON-MEMBERS WHO HAVE COMMITED CRIMES AGAINST THE BROTHERHOOD AND ARE AWAITING TRAIL.  THE MEMBERS ARE DEMOTED TEMPORAILY UNTIL THEY PROVE THEMSELF WORTHY, WITH AN ACT OF KINDNESS OR BRAVERY.  THE NON-MEMBERS ARE JUST DEALT WITH...AND TYPICALLY NEVER HEARD FROM AGAIN.

Warning!!!!   3 charges = Demotion of 1 rank

UPDATE:

Fat Al is Re-instated as a Captain as of 9/30/2011  A majority vote was taken of 5-1 to vote Todd back into service.  All charges have been dropped.

NEW CHARGES AS OF 1/9/2012
CHARGE WILL BE REMOVED 1/9/2019

"Phat Al-bert-slim"

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Charges:  ////   Accusers: All Captains
    1.  Fat Al cavilar attitude has brought the wrath of the gods upon him.  He continual alignment with the dark powers have brought a bad omen and lack of comitment has enraged the brotherhood to the point of terminal velocity.  His punishment for the abondoment of the WBL will be his undoing.  He is a disgusting human being and will be dealt with accoringly.  Maximim interivals of flogging, beating, nail spitting, de-boweling, draw and quarter,  and then we will hang his body on display for the remainder of the snowmobile season, upon which his body will returned to his family for a short viewing and then we bury him face down with his buttocks sticking out of the ground so that people can use it as a bike rack.  .....   or....  HE CAN JUST MAKE THE NEXT TRIP.

Charges on File:  1

NEW CHARGES 1/29/2013 AGAINST Fat Al
DRUNK AND DISORDERLY....   WATCH THE VIDEO
CHARGE WILL BE REMOVED 1/29/2020

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Charges: Shit Hammered Fat Al 
Code 151 of Section
8.  No Captain of the WBL shall be Hammered of the Shit before 8 P.M.

Medal of Honor: Captain Fat Al
No man left behind of the code.
Medal Awarded:  The Iron Bass

Charges on File:  2
WARNING!!!  YOU ARE CLOSE TO A DEMOTION 1 MORE CHARGE AND YOU WILL BE DEMOTED TO THE RANK OF LIEUTENANT...THESE CHARGES WILL BE REMOVED FROM YOUR RECORD 7 YEARS AFTER FROM WHEN THEY WERE COMMITED.


Dave "The Doorknob"

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Charges:  ////   Accusers: Captain Curt, Captain Ray, Captain Stefano
    1.  Bad Joke whick led to confusion, heartbreak, constipation, bleeding ulcer, diareaha, and sore ass and taint
    2.  Lying to fellow brothers which is a strict no...no (fyi, see the code for clearification)
    3.  Bad mood and not going with the program.  While Dave is on a trip with his brothers he can not be cross, mad, angry, annoyed, irritated, or pissed off at any of the family.  He is a relitively happy person and can not deiviate from the norm. 

Punishment:
I think this outfit is plenty.

Charges on File:  1


Lou "The American Retard"

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Charges:  ////   Accusers: Captain Curt, Captain Ray, Captain Stefano
    1.  Bad Joke whick led to confusion, heartbreak, constipation, bleeding ulcer, diareaha, and sore ass and taint
    2.  Lying to fellow brothers which is a strict no...no (fyi, see the code for clearification)
    3.  Slapping Captain Ray at Lions party....  to which he got a quick jab back and brusied his ribs....  Case closed Ding dong.
    4.  Leaving brothers behind on the trail and not stopping at the signs...  This has been a consistant and persistent problem for brother lou.  He will have to be dealt with swiftly and with extreme predjudice.  He will be required to walk the Gauntlet with a bull whip clinched between his gluteous maximus.

Charges on File:  1



Stefano "The Midget lover"

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1.  The WBL has a strict policy of NO Midget encounters.  Stefano picked up this midget at exit 319 rest stop and thought it might be fun to take stupid pictures, humiliate him, and have his way with him.  We here at the WBL do not condone this activity and want it to stop immediately.  This is captain Stefano's third offense and one more he will be disiplined.  Shame on you Steve...


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  • Home Welcome Page
  • *****WBL BREAKING NEWS Page!!!****
  • CAPTAINS
  • LIEUTENANTS
  • ENLISTED MEN
  • Consultant / Special Opps personal (non-officer page)
  • Junior WBL Members
  • Applicants Under Consideration
  • Women of the WBL
  • ***Old News ARCHIVES***
  • Becoming a WBL Member
  • Retired or Decommissioned
  • WBL Booking Page Off season
  • WBL Scheduled Events Calander
  • WBL Code of Conduct
  • Charges against the Brotherhood
  • The Fastest Sled Tribute Page
  • You wanna talk, we wanna listen BLOG
  • WBL Deer Camp
  • 2009 Here's to Todd Albertslim
  • 2010 NewBerry Trip Log
  • 2010/2011 Snowmobile Trips pictures
  • 2012 Pictures
  • 2013 Pictures
  • 2014 January MLK Father Son Weekend
  • 2014 FEB 6-9 Gaylord
  • 2015 Pictures
  • 2016 The Last Ride
  • 2017 Season (((***NEW***)))
  • 2018 New Season
  • 2019 Season
  • 2021 Season
  • Products and Merchandise
  • Logo's of the Past 500 Years
  • Uncle Tom's Quote Page
  • Captain Ray's Inspirational Video Message page
  • Wrecks, Carnage, and Boo boo's
  • Sponsors and Frequent Places