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Lieutenants of the Brotherhood

3 Ranks of Excellence



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Grade 1 
​L-1

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Grade 2
​L-2

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Lieutenant Commander
​L-3


Angry.....      Mean.....     and Bad to the Bone....  

These Fire Pissers will 
Stomp your guts out...  Eat them... 
and ask for seconds

Disclamer: most of these men should have been locked away years ago

Lieutenants are the Highest Rank that a WBL member can obtain other then Captain.  Lieutenant are chosen from a huge pool of suitable men and are voted in by the captains board.  These men must have a sponsor and 1 full year in a non-com roll when they are considered for Lieutenant and also have a good grasp of the Core values: Honor, Respect, Loyalty, and No man Left Behind.

There are 3 Ranks of Lieutenants:


Grade 1 Lieutenant:  This is the First step to a larger world for these men.  This is a highly distinguished honor and is not to be taken lightly.  
Grand 2 Lieutenant:  This is the next step in Lieutenant life and is the natural progression for the enlightened man.  He now is a master at the core values of the WBL Honor, Respect, Loyalty, and No man left behind.  
Grade 3 Lieutenant Commander:  Very Very few men reach this peak ...  not only is he a master of the core values he also must produce some kind of miracle (similar to becoming a saint,  that being said Miracles are subjective and open to discussion amonst the men)

Note:  After the member has achieved the 3rd rank of Lieutenant Commander he is now in line to replace a captain in these Events:
1.  Captain Dies or is unable to preform his duties
2.  Captain steps down for whatever reason
3.  Captain is Charged with a crime and is demoted
4.  Captain has disgraced the Brotherhood and is deemed not fit to lead
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WOJDACKANAUT BROTHERHOOD OF LIFE FILE (WBL SERIAL #0009)

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RANK AND NAME: (Upgraded 12-4-11)
Lieutenant Grade 2  (L-2)​
Joe Joe Dancer 


CALL SIGN:
Mickey-Morgan
Shit-Hammer


DOB:
N/a

WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION:
200???  Polaris 800 Super F#!%#!%ing Loud Snowmobile...
HOly Shit!!  it's loud


APPLICATION STATUS:

JOE WAS VOTED IN FOR A LIEUTENANT STATUS IN THE WBL.  WELCOME ABORD
 
NOTE:
JOE IS A FULL BLOWN ACOHOLIC AND IS A ABSOLUTE BLAST TO BE AROUND.  HE ALSO WAS MARRIED SECRETLY TO DOUG IN A SMALL WEDDING IN CANADA.  ACTIVITIES INCLUDE: TELLING BULLSHIT STORIES, DRINKING HEAVELY, RUBBING BUTTS WITH DOUG, RUBBING BUTTS WITH STEFANO...  JUST RUBBING BUTTS WITH ANYONE WHO WON'T SLAP HIM.  HE'S ALSO BEEN DIGNOSSED WITH BEING CLINICLY RETARTED BUT IT'S NOT A BAD THING...   WE LOVE HIM.


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WOJDACKANAUT BROTHERHOOD OF LIFE FILE ( WBL SERIAL #0010)

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RANK AND NAME:
Lieutenant Grade 1 (L-1)
Debby


CALL SIGN: 
The Mouth

DOB: 
N/a


WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION

2012 ARCTIC CAT 1100 TURBO

APPLICATION STATUS:

PROMOTED 1/29/2012 APPROVED BY THE CAPTAINS BOARD
MEDALS OF HONOR OR ACHEIVEMENTS:
NO#1 FASTEST SLED Awarded 1/31/13

We call him Debby...  Because he rides like a bitch (top speed 35MPH),  looks like a bitch (Dom Deliuse),  and smells like a bitch (Rosanne Barr)....   but, Debby has earned his stripes this weekend with acts of kindness and Debachary.  He is a Decent Human Being and is well worth his new promotion.
CONGRADULATIONS!!  ...   and don't let us down....  because our generocity only goes so far....Bitch


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WOJDACKANAUT BROTHERHOOD OF LIFE FILE ( WBL SERIAL #0011)

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RANK AND NAME:
Lieutenant  Grade 1 (L-1)
Diane Wide Ass


CALL SIGN: 

Dougy/Papa Bear/Lead Ass/Pay Load/Blubber butt/ Spare tire/ The joker/ 10 bats to the ass/  I like the way you smell

DOB: 
Debby's Brother that's all we know


WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION

A 2002 Piece of Shit Polaris that Diane Rides Like "A Muther Fucker"

APPLICATION STATUS:

Approved by a 3 Captains Vote (Curt, Ray, Dave) to Lieutentant Status
APPROVED BY THE CAPTAINS BOARD 2-28-2012


Diane is a machine of a man....  What ever he does he does it big...  Weather it's Eating so much his intestines explode and he takes a monster shit and plugs steve's toliet and burns out the well pump,,,  which did happen...  Or,  He Drinks so much that old ladies cry and childern shit their pants at the site of him.  or,  He Drives a 1978 outdated polaris so fast that the boggie wheels catch fire and the suspension crys "UNCLE"  or the Engine goes into a catostrophic overload which all 38 HP of the Briggs and stratton powerplant are completely taxed beyond all messurable limts.....   Wow....  But, boy o' boy....That son of bitch can ride!!!!


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WOJDACKANAUT BROTHERHOOD OF LIFE FILE (WBL SERIAL #0012)

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RANK AND NAME:
Lieutenant Grade 1 (L-1)
Steve "Hit man" Hough

CALL SIGN: 
Tender Bus/Cheez-it/ Wee-Knee
DOB: or Year he stuck in 
1987

WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION:
Crossfire 1000
Application Status:
Approved 1/29/2013 BY CAPTAINS BOARD To Rank of Lieutenant

Bio:   Sorry but there really isn't many good pictures of this man.   He's very fast and the only time he stands still enough to take his picture is when he's gorging himself on Italian food and Cheez-it's.    You see Steve is a Junk food Junkie...  He loves the shit.  He's can't stop himself and of course Cheez-it's are his favorite....  The photographer wanted steve to stop eating on this day and .... Well one got stuck in his mouth and since the photographer yelled at him for picture day he also shit his pants as you can see in the photo....  Ain't life a bitch....other then that, He's a very handsome man and rides a snowmobile like no ones business.  ...  except across water. ...   but that's another story.  He's extremly generous by letting the crew use his place for these weekends and we love him dearly....   Long live the king.

Email Lieutenant Steve
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WOJDACKANAUT BROTHERHOOD OF LIFE FILE (WBL SERIAL #0013)

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RANK AND NAME:
Promoted !!! 2-28-13
Lieutenant Grade 1 (L-1)

Michael (Killer Kwanza) Krammer

CALL SIGN:
The Giant/ Snow White

DOB:
Not sure

WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION:
His Wife's 2008 Arctic Cat F8


SPONSOR:
CAPTAIN STEFANO

APPLICATION STATUS:
Approved 1/30/2012 BY CAPTAINS BOARD TO Rank Master Chief 
Promoted 1/29/2013 BY CAPTAINS BOARD To Rank of Lieutenant

NOTE:
Mike is a caring, confident Giant young man.  He has a passion for all things that begin with the letter "G" ...  Gay, Gorilla, Glue, Great balls of fire, Gordon's Balls,  Giant man boobs....   you get the picture.  Mike must attend at least one event before he is given status in the Brotherhood.

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WOJDACKANAUT BROTHERHOOD OF LIFE FILE (PRELIMANARY WBL SERIAL #0015)

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RANK AND NAME:
Lieutenant Grade 1(L-1)
J.I.M.   (Jackass In Motion) Black ops code name

CALL SIGN:
Shot Glass,  Ray Molester Tea Bagger....  Seriously,  WTF

DOB:
Sometime in the 20th century

WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION:
2005 Sabercat F6


SPONSOR:
CAPTAIN RAY, Captain Curt, Captain Dave










APPLICATION STATUS:
Approved to Rank of Lieutenant 2/10/2014

BY Captains BOARD
NOTE:
Jim is a all around Professional Drinker.  He participated in the 1980 Olympics,  not in the Stadium,  No....  In a bar in Chernobyl.  You see,  this man can out drink 100 Russians and 3 Polocks...  with no problem at all.  He's killed more brain cells then the maximum dosage of Radiation they give retarted baboons at John Hopkins University...   He is a professional folks,  do Not underestimate him,  He's dangerous and if he get's scared he farts....  and not just any fart either,  A highly toxic mixture of methane gas and sour crout....as, a matter of fact he was so Schnocked in for this photo he didn't even know where to look for the camera....   other then that he's a awesome guy and I love him.   Congratulations!!!  Jim you've been promoted....   P.s.  We hid your car keys so you won't drive....  the bitch is,  we forgot where....  Shit!!!

WOJDACKANAUT BROTHERHOOD OF LIFE FILE (WBL SERIAL #0020)

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RANK AND NAME:
Lieutenant Grade 1(L-1)
Craig (Flavor savor) wilson

CALL SIGNs:
Purple Wolf of Indian Cove, Curt's man boy, Violet Turd burger
DOB:
8-5-91

WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION:
1100 Turbo with super bad ass polished tunnel

SPONSOR:
CAPTAIN CURTIS

APPLICATION STATUS:

Approved by Captains board 1-17-15
(((((Promoted by Captains Board 1-11-19))))))



Note:  Craig is a fine young man that loves old cars, motorcycles, and 2 ton pin up girls.   He also loves to Tatoo himself Dress up as the the Purple wolf of Indian cove and sit on tomahawks while sucking down some suds at local bars.  He like a evil super hero.....   normally,  he will sit and mind his own business while people dance around him and try to call him out....   then the Devil tempts him with the dreaded drink of BUD of the Light...  and that's when it all goes conviently off the rails...   He gets loud,  thumps his fists on the table, farts, shits his pants, whips his pecker out, and trys to hook up with local fat chicks....   oh,  and shows off his tits.  He is a great addition to the WBL and we hope to see more of him....   but keep your tits in your shirt.   Welcome Sergeant Craig wilson!!!!!   to the WBL.

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  • 2009 Here's to Todd Albertslim
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